Why the fuck did you not tell me you were off to Canada for God knows how fucking long? Seriously dude. Not cool.
Don’t get shot or anything. I mean Canada isn’t America, but you never know. You need to come back able-bodied and in one piece so I can give you a tight slap without feeling bad about it.
OMG SERIOUSLY WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME? I’M SO HURT. Not kidding.
Urgh. I’m mad. And I’m not going to talk to you for the rest of this month.
ARRRRRRRRGGGHHH!
I’m going to miss your stupid face :( I didn’t even get to say goodbye.
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